top 21 things a indian do after returning from abrod

21. Tries to use his credit card in a road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health
conscious.

19. Sprays deo so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curd".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "Got to go" instead of "Have to go".

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every
time he steps out of his house.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (not in kilometers), and counts in
Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars.

13. Tries to see the percentage of fat on the cover of a milk packet.

12. When needs to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee"
several times, if the other person unable to understand, then he says X, Y
Zee.

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says "Oh! British Style!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chilli and oil.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing
it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

3. He doesn’t remove the airway stickers from his luggage
which he used when he travelled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll
the bag on Indian Roads.

1. Tries to begin the conversation by saying...
"In US ...." or "When I was in US..."