Q. Dada teaching kids ABC...
A A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught, D for Dismissed...
Q. What is the similarity between 100m race and Dada's innings?
A. Both take same time to complete, about 10 seconds.
Q. Easiest way to get Dada out?
A. Just bowl to him — he will get out anyway.
Q. How does Dada score a century in cricket?
A. By bowling 10 overs, he will give away 100 runs.
Q. Which is the best team in the world?
A. India — plays with ten people (Dada can’t bat, bowl or field) and still wins sometimes.
Q. What should Dada do after retirement?
A. Become catching coach, he offers the best catch practice in international cricket.
Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his bat?
A. He doesn't use it anyway.
Q. Who can beat Dada's record of two minutes at the crease?
A. Dada himself, if he can improve his running speed.
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