Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Simple things in life

Raj: My sister’s boyfriend loves the simple things in life –that’s why he chose her!

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It’s a pity I do not like animals!

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they are nothing.

You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works