Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
He was the skipper!
What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea!
Where do footballers dance?
At a football!
What are Brazilian fans called?
Brazil nuts!
Which football team loves ice-cream?
Aston Vanilla!
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It was a cup draw!
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room!
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