Sehwag's wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public. He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow. So he does go to the market dressed as a woman. There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says,"Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?" surprised Sehwag asks,"How do you know? The woman says ,"Pehchana nahin? Mein Sachin!"
What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly’s innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time.
How can you say “Get Out” to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat.
If Rahul is “The Wall”, what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall.
How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up.
Best-seller by Ganguly: Back to the Pavillion in 2 minutes.
What's Ganguly's favourite bird?
Ans: Duck.
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