Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.
One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"
The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."
"What do you call it?"
"We call it a football wedding."
The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"
The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his Quarter back.
Q: Why are football stadiums always cool?
A: Because they're full of fans.
Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl?
A: No one knows, and we may never find out!
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