Batsman: “How was I out?”
Umpire: “Why don’t you look in the paper tomorrow?”
Batsman: “You look, I’m the editor!”
“That was the best innings I ever played,” said the young man. “Well!” said his captain, “you mustn’t let that discourage you.”
What’s the difference between the Indian team and a tea-bag? The tea-bag stays in the cup longer!
What’s the difference between Nasser Hussain and Saddam Hussein?
Saddam Hussein has more victories.
Why was Md.Kaif not getting a chance to play for the Indian team, though brimming with talent? Because he is from Luck’no’w!
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