Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
