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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

The brain

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
Posted by abs at 2:19 AM
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      • wife
      • top 21 things a indian do after returning from abrod
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      • Mind like a steel trap
      • Brain transplant
      • Meaning of words
      • Don't let you mind wander
      • The brain
      • I am not interested
      • Nobody's fool
      • My opinion
      • Never used it...
      • Everything you are not...
      • Have I seen you someplace?
      • Silver spoon
      • The sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head
      • Simple things in life
      • Good calculation
      • Definitions
      • Shayari ka naya andaaz
      • College exam for football players
      • Football versus maths
      • Go by sound
      • Tennis player
      • Skipper
      • Pehchana nahin
      • How was I out?
      • Way too much wrestling...
      • Cricket explained
      • The cricketer and the psychiatrist
      • Devils versus Angels cricket match
      • 10 things in golf that sound really, err, dirty...
      • Bowled over by cricket
      • Football Wedding
      • Middle of a hat-trick
      • England coach
      • 10 reasons not to jog
      • David Beckham
      • England vs Brazil match
      • Sourav Dada
      • Just the man