David Beckham

Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box


Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell. God invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan, the devil, proposed a soccer game between heaven and earth.
God, always fair, told the devil, 'The heat must be affecting your brain, the game would be so one sided, don't you know all the "good" players go to heaven?"
The devil, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs'..."


David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Posh asks him why hes celebrating.
He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."
"And that's good?" asks Posh.
"You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."


David Beckham recently bought a sleeping bag.
It took him weeks to wake it up.


Q: What do you call a laughing footballer?
A: Ryan Giggles!


He wore number 53. Unfortunately, that was his combined SAT score.


They call it their nickel defense, because that's what it's worth